- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a broken boomarang? A stick.

I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

Why did the black girls wear fancy clothes to the mall? Public nudity is considered a crime in many parts of the world. It would be advisable to wear clothes in public areas, so as to avoid being arrested.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

Roses are red, violets are red. Aaaaaahh! My garden's on fire!

Women's rights.

What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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