What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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