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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What happened to the man who bought his son a birthday gift? He eventually was robbed and shot in the face

what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

how do you get a cat out of a tree? with boomerangs

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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