What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

what are three short words? i a am

Q: How fast does an F-16 fly? A: Pretty Fast

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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