- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a depressed alcoholic drug addict whose children had all been diagnosed with a rare form of terminal brain cancer, and he decided to end it then and there by jumping in front of an approaching bus.

Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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