THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

women's rights

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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