- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn`t Sally open the jar? Because she did not have thumbs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

This sentence is a lie.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? pretty much everything because dead babies aren't a laughing matter

Why can't the black person drown? He is very well trained at swimming.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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