What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Why was the Jew evicted from his home? He forgot to pay the rent

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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