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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

what came first the chicken or the chips

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

How do you get clean dishes? You wash them.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

drew edminstin is a rat

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's funny? Women's rights.

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