Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

There once was a man called steve, His name was steve

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

okay so theres this guy.

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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