A women gets on a bus, the bus driver says 'that is the ugliest baby i have ever seen!' the women pays for her ticket and sits on one of the seats while the bus pulls off.

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haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

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whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Gloves.

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How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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What part of the cape were you on? Cod.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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How did the blonde die? She got slurped up by a 1,000-foot anteater. How did the 1,000-foot anteater die? He got slurped up a 10,000 foot anteatereater. How did the 10,000 foot anteatereater die? It doesn't matter. The Earth just got slurped up by a one-trillion-foot planeteater.

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Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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what do you call it when a leopard starts losing its spots? leopard-osy! submitted by: pukey mcshakes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What's worse that finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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What did the man say to the other man? yummmmm

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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-Why Peter is going to mall for buying some beer? -Because he was 18 and he was able to do it.

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