Once upon a time a was born

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

Why couldn't Billy eat his dinner? Because a black man amputated his hands.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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