What did Reed read? A. Read?

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What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist -Tag

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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I'd tell you a joke about Uganda but it wouldn't be worth it as it probably would keep a low score and possibly even get deleted for staying a week with a negative rating, for a number of reasons including that it isn't particularly funny, it was copied from another website and it is slightly racist. Taking into account what most people look for in a joke, it doesn't necessarily meet their needs and would more than likely fall into a lame category. And for that reason I have not submitted it.

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Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

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roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

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A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

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What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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