What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

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Q: There was a cinnamon bun and a cow out flying, one of them fell.. who? A: The cinnamon bun because cinnamon bun's can't fly.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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You just sunk my battleship! 5,000 people just perished at the bottom the ocean in a war for pointless political reasons.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

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Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

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What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

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All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

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Shut up, I already got that before you said it, typed it, whatever I do not give a fuck, I want the last word because, reasons of millions. I love you Nero come visit me sometime, wait ill come visit you, yes yes, but now shut up, I want the last word, because I made myself your bitch! You know its not what I mean the other way but then around again, I think, you are my I made myself your bitch, no wait, keep reading, you are, my bitch master..., pretty please let me have the last word? Never fucking mind! Have the last word, I surrender, I totally surrender I want my nose back XD.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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