- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What fires shots? A gun

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it felt like it.

Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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White NBA players.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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