Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

There are only three kinds of math teachers: teachers that can count and teachers that can't count

What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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