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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Extremely vulnerable to predacious animals such as Brown Bears and Grey Herons

There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other muffin says nothing because it is a muffin.

How do you confuse a blonde? Go up to her and say, "The bookbag coffeepotted the ice cream wedding! Is it gosling for you to rectify this pane of glass and oceans? I won't be able to berry a giant squid before the cows arrive."

why didnt Tim Tebow go to church? He had practice half an hour before the service was scheduled to start, and to do both was impossible and missing practice would have resulted in disciplinary action from both his coaches and his teammates.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What happened when the Arabic man went through airport security? He was racially profiled and stopped, delaying not only him but the line of people behind him.

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Cripples are lame.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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