how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have AIDS, now so do you.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

Why did a black man bring a baseball bat to a white man's apartment? Because he was stopping by his friends house before heading to a rousing game of baseball.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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