- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

anti jokes are really funny

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

don't just stand there

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Q: Why did the wihte man buy a burger? A: cuz he was hungry

whats uglyand cry , and screams mommy ... you after i bitch slap you

Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

Q:How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: Well, we can solve this problem of the wood chuck chucking our wood by putting all of your spare wood in a wood chipper. Try throwing dust you chucking bastard.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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