What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

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what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

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What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

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Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

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I'm HIV positive.

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Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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