- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Q. How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A. That obviously depends on the size of the bathtub and each individual infant.

How Many R's are in Terrence? two, how could there be 6?

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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