- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

I used to know what alzheimers was

Knock Knock there's a doorbell

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The bench is an inanimate object incapable of thought

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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