Women's Rights...

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane 911

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Your Mom.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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Gay rights

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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How do you kill a blonde? I don't. Murder is a crime.

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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What did the gay guy get for Christmas? AIDS

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Whats the funniest part about 911? Over 1,000 People Died

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how do you drown a blonde? chain her to a cinder block and throw her off a bridge.

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wanna hear a joke? no

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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