A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

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A fat kid walks into a school. RUN KIDS IT'S BOMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

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Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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Why did the black man get arrested? He sold cocaine.

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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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