- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Duck, a Mexican guy and Helen Keller walk into a bar. The bartender asks "What do each of you want?" The duck doesn't respond because is is a duck. The Mexican guy doesn't respond because he doesn't know English that well. Helen Keller does't respond because she is dead.

Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

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