Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

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Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

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what's worse than fining out that the best and worst jokes on anti-joke.com are about the Holocaust The Holocaust

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A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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what do you call a professional gamer Their name

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

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How many chickens did Moses bring to the ark? 2

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

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Two fish we're in a tank.. Yup.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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