Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

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once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Doctor: You want the good news or bad news? Patient: Bad news. Doctor: You have terminal cancer. Patient: What's the good news? Doctor: You have AIDS.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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