- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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