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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

What did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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