A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Watch brand new car videos at carvideos website

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I'm so full I could stop eating.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Seven

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

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Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

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Why did the house burn down? Obama

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