- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

How would you rule?

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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