As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

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Somebody has robbed your house, how do you gather evidence? Look for traces of watermelon or chicken bones.

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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Remember IRON MAN 3! Subscribe to www.prettypleasehelpmeforgethatpieceofshitmovie.com

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

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Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

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Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

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What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

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A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

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Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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