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a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

Q.who is Tiny, a lion and has no friends and is a bald eagle? A.Rory Johnston

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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