- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've just been struck by an enormous bolt of lightning. I am covered in boils and my house is full of frogs. I strongly recommend that when referring to God, always use the upper case 'H' on all personal pronouns.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Wanna hear a joke? (Yeah, sure) So do I, got any?

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

All of these jokes are about white people

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the man slowly cross the road? He had a prosthetic leg.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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