A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

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Q1:Why was the homeless man homeless? A1:He suffered from a series of mentally disabilitating diseases. From a young age these disabilities went unnoticed and untreated. They evolved to a level in which he believes he is god, therefore he throws fescues at passing automobiles. Q2:Why does the homeless man throw poo at cars? A2:See answer 1

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Women's Rights

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because he wasn't invited.

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What did one retarded person say to another? asiuasdhfiusanklasndfkjlnknankjas

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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What's the difference between a Jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a fireplace while Jews are functioning members of society

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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So this blonde walks into a library.

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Hey! i just thought of the funniest joke! okay so it goes like this: A man was walking down the street and saw a bar... he walked in and.... yeah, thats about it.....

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what was the funniest part of the titanic sinking? nothing, many innocent people were killed and left their family devastated.

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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