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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? An interracial couple who were both gruesomely decapitated in a freak car accident.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How Long is a Chinese man.

Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

Yo Mama is so fat She wears XL clothes.

Man: "Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup?" The waiter shrugs and walks away. The restaurant is subsequently shut down because the man was a health inspector and also found evidence of rodents in the kitchen.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

What's black and white and red all over? A bleeding penguin.

What was Michael Jackson doing at the Dermatologist's office? He was getting a mole on his back examined to be sure it wasn't cancer.

Why don't blind people own cats? They do, who told you that?

What do you call a prostitute with no arms and legs? Unfortunate, as they've probably have many misfortunes in life.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

Whats a cat? A cat!

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

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