Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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What do you call burt and ernie if they were black?? A couple of n*ggers

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Why can black people jump shoot and steal? Because society’s stereotypes have influenced people in thinking that African Americans can jump really high, shoot a basketball well and commit theft.

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What does Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobil? ... - Come on Robin, let's get into the Batmobil...

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Diana and victoria

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the soan of 5 hours.

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A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? Nigger

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did the kid want money? So he could buy pokemon cards.

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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A guy walks into a bar and thinks of a superlative anti-joke. After having an enjoyable time at the bar he then promptly goes home and posts it for the world to see.

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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