haw are alligators and turtles simaler? They are both reptiles and carnavores and their speaces goes all the way back to the dinosoar ages

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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What's better than having a baby in your fridge? Almost anything.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What happened to Kim when she went swimming? She didn't, she doesn't know how to swim.

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Whats similar between a plum and a rabbit? They are both purple, except for the rabbit.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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Why was Hitler a bad person? He cheated at boggle.

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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1 + 1 = ? 2 "No" "what have you been smoking?" "Seriously, 1+1= window" "WTF???"

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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YOLO

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What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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