Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Hoocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What is bad at catch The twin towers

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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I used to make references to characters in Skyrim, but then my uncle touched me...

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How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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whats worse than dropping your ice cream down the stairs? dropping your baby down the stairs

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours? A: Cheese at the grocery store that you have not purchased yet

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A man walks into a bar. The bar tender asks him "why the long face?" He replies "Because I'm a horse, you jackass".

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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