guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Eggplant.

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What happens to koala bears when the forests of Australia catch on fire? They burn.

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? A mexican is a human being while a bench is an inanimate object.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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So, a blind man walks into a bar with assistance from his friend. He orders a drink and the bartender complies. He then spills his drunk and then slips in it. He lays on the floor, his head hurting. He cries, knowing he never should've tried to stare at the sun for ten seconds.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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I AM DISSAPOINTED

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods? One is a mythical person who parents exploit to get their children to behave due to lack of parenting skills.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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Q:What type of cheese isn't yours? A:NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the black man happy? He got a raise.

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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9/11.

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Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

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Do you want to hear a joke about dogs? A joke about dogs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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