- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. unexpectedly, a terrorist walks in and shoots him in the head. After lots of therapy he can now go back to his average life.

What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He didn't have any arms.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

Q. What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? A. Same middle name.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

How do you tie your shoes underwater? In a submarine

What did the man say to the atractive woman? Hi

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

French people.

Why do black people ride Septa? Because septa is an affordable and convenient means of transportation.

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

The iPhone5. It's kinda Gay

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

How did the man rob the bank? With a gun

What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

Why did Oscar masturbate? He was on life support?

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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