There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What did Batman Tell Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile

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I can't see my forehead

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a guy walks down a street when he sees a bomb he walks away

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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A black man killed someone

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Q: How many vaginas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Just one.

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

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why do women have small feet. so they can stand closer to the sink

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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A Hindu, a Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They then proceed to brutally murder each other due to their strong religious differences.

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What do you call a chav in a box It depends what kind of a box If it is a coffin you call him dead If he is in a cardboard box you call him homeless It really just depends

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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A- Knock knock! B- Come in! A- ...

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Dont drink and drive. You might spill some.

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