What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a bus? Because she's dead

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guess what?

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What's worse than the conservatives? Nothing, because conservatives fuck everything up.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being mentally retarded.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man walked into a bar and was then taken away in an ambulance dude to a severe concussion.

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Do you want to hear a knock knock joke? (Yes) Okay, you start. (Knock knock). Who's there? ...

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