Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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a black guy with rights in 1924

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What do you do when you fall asleep? You sleep.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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there was an owl, she had a baby, threw up, then died

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Somebody elses cheese.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

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a man is found hanging from the ceiling of a barn and there is no chairs or anything to stand on around. his girlfriend goes in to deep depression and kills herself the next week.

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I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? It doesn't matter. You can call him anything you like, but he won't come running to you.

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What do you call a really bad actor? Nicholas Cage

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Q: What did the man say to the sexy female nurse with long hair and big breasts? A: I have diarrhea.

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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How is a Jew and a White Person alike. 'cuz you touch yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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