Why did the white supremacist stab the black man? He believed his race to be superior to that of the black man, thus he resorted to violence in order to display his supremacy.

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Why was the girl crying at the dance? Someone shot her.

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

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How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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My life

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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To girl in a bar: Grab your coat love... It's cold in my basement.

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Womens Sports

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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You have three biscuits. Your friend eats two. How many biscuits do you have? A: 3 Your friend is bulemic so he throws them both up, so you still have them.

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there is a man swimming in the ocean with a tree in the ground eating him up so , the cantelope asks the microwave where is the store the microwave says nothing because it is an inanimate object and cannot speak even though the cantelope can which is unfortunate

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Father: Son stop masterbating u might go blind Son: But Dad I'm over here

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Never mind, it's just an imaginary door anyway.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? average

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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