Five guys one rape.

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Why was the man killed before he could finish his anti joke? Because he

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Q: What do you call a midget psychic who escaped from prison? A: His or her name.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? People posting the same joke over and over again.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the white man win the race Because there were no black people attending

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What's the last thing that went through John F Kennedy's head? a bullet

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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A duck walks up to the lemonade stand. The man running the stand then smiles with a tear in his eye as he is reminded of when he and his now dead parents used to feed the ducks at a nearby lake every Sunday afternoon.

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Justin Bieber saying "shawty"

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, in fact, the "road" in this joke symbolizes the Mexican/American border. The chicken's real name is Esteban Jimenez and he crossed the "road" to reach his family on the other side so he can start his life over. In addition to this, Esteban's real dream was to establish a 401k and possibly go to law school so he could begin his own law firm.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

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WHY did the man refuse to put on his shoes? He didnt want shoes on

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What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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why does renee suk at tetris? i dont know thats why im asking

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Why did Tyrone try to sell Timmy some blow? Due to his poor educational background, lack of recommendations, and a terrible job market, Tyrone wasn't able to get a real job and had to resort to selling illegal narcotics. This wasn't something Tyrone wanted to do, because he promised himself he would never end up like his father, but this was the only way he could support his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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