What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

thumb_up thumb_down +6

when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

thumb_up thumb_down +4

What do gay horses eat? A combination of straw and legumes, much like heterosexual horses do.

thumb_up thumb_down +4

Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down

Your mama's so fat that we couldn't catch the cancer early and it gave her crippling weight problem. I'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -2

Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

thumb_up thumb_down -48

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

thumb_up thumb_down -60

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

thumb_up thumb_down -120

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Why did the blond jump off the cliff? She was paragliding for her 20th birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down +63

How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

thumb_up thumb_down +61

What does Mickey mouse do every day? Minnie mouse

thumb_up thumb_down +61

Three construction workers are sitting on a beam high in the air, getting ready to eat their lunch. "Hey!" someone shouts. "Get down from there! That's a safety violation!" So they do, and instead they eat their lunch on the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +57

A Man visits his Doctor because he is feeling slightly unwell.

thumb_up thumb_down +39

your mama smells so bad she should probably go take a shower.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Your Momma's so ugly that if she got plastic surgery she would probably look better

thumb_up thumb_down +33

A jew, a black man, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Englishman, an American, and a muslim walk into a bar. They discuss their racial, political and religious opinions and walk away after a pleasant evening.

thumb_up thumb_down +33

Once upon a time there was beautiful princess, ONCE!

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

thumb_up thumb_down +29

whats blue and doesnt like cheese? the sky, i was only messing about the cheese

thumb_up thumb_down +29

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

thumb_up thumb_down +27

How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops