Why was Jane absent from school today? Because she got mugged on her way there, and soon after was hit by a passing bus.

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Why did the black man fall asleep? because he was tired.

What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

My mom touched my wiener : \

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

Gay rights

this going to be my new text thingy! i dont have a phone! WATS UP!

roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van

Dislike if you're a virgin ;)

Do you know what's funny about the holocaust? Nothing, it was an unspeakably evil act by a deranged man who should never have been given the power to command a nation

why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

A man walks into a Library and asks for a book on suicide. The Librarian says: "Do you have a library card?" The man says no and applies for one.

Roses are red, violets are blue Vodka is cheaper that dinner for two.

How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Nothing.

How are a duck and a bicycle the same? They both have handlebars. Except the duck.

Q:Which way do gay people walk? A:In One Direction

theres a fat guy

what did the homeless boy do when he saw a cup of water? threw it in someones face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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