- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

Why are elephants big, grey and wrinkled? Beacause if they where small, white and smooth, they would be an aspirin!!!

three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

The AIDS patient was gay

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

what's worse than a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust. Whats worse than the Haulocaust? Two worms in your apple.

My nipple is bleeding

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

make me a sandwich!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

Poop.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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