knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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why was the man sad? His mom was killed in a car accident. His wife commited suicide? His kids were drowned in the bathtub by their mother before she commited suicide. But he was sad because he forgot to take his depression medication.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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Q. how many Americans does it take to screw in a light-bulb? A. usually it only takes one, but if the ladders is unsteady he might need one or two friends to help hold the ladder

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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Q: What did the Asian say to the Jew? A: Nothing. They were both anti-social and preferred to stray from face-to-face conversations.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A skeleton walks into a bar. It's inside a person. He orders a beer and enjoys it contentedly.

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A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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