Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Barack Obama walks into a KKK meeting. Everyone in the meeting is shocked, and no one says a thing out of sheer embarrassment because racism is no longer socially acceptable.

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What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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How do you kill a black guy? Shoot him in the temple

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why was the vampire sad? his last victim had aids.

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I like my girls like my wisky. Strong, tastes and the leading cause of liver damage.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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knock knock whos there? a rapiest get in my van. ok, let me just get my purse

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Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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