whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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Roses are red, Violet are blue, This is Sparta, I am a chair

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Your mother is so fat.

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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what happens when you wake up inception

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A black guy gets arrested...

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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I've ben told to open all your windows when a tornado comes. Who told you THAT? A guy who opened all his windows when a tornado came.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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