- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

Why couldn't the kid go into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13 and he was only 11!

What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

knock knock who's there? Tommy Tommy who? Tommy Smith from across the street, i just ran over your dog.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? One of them involves the killing of an intelligent animal and the other involves the harvesting of seeds from a non-sentient plant.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

17 people are eating doritos in a cafeteria. Then, one gets up and throws their bag away. Then the joke ended. Haha it actually didn't.

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

what do you call a black guy on steroids? a black guy on steroids

Q: So why does an Asian guy look at these two black guys and a white woman in the middle? A: Because he wants an oreo cookie.

A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

why did the goose lay an egg? because it was pregnant .

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

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