Where does a hobo live? A box.

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What did Tarzan say when he say an elephant coming over a hill? Hey look, there's an elephant coming over a hill!

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That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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Once upon a time, there was a potato named Ollie. Ollie was confused, because potatoes shouldn't have brains. One day, Ollie fell madly in love with a refridgerator named Bob. Chick-Fil-A killed both of them for being homosexuals. Chick-Fil-A then ate some Oreoes. The end.

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whats blue and fluffy ? Blue fluff

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What is the only thing worse than being a smelly Jew in 1944? Being a Jew in 1944 to hit the showers.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor

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Why did Superman not stop the planes on 9/11? He was quadroplegic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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