Womens Basketball.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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The joke below me is retarded

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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A black man walks into an all white bar. He was escorted out, ten months later he died of a heart attack

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Womens rights

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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