FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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I like turtoes.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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extraction interveal means the opposite of integer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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2+2= 478

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Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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i like pie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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