3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Weird, orange is my favorite color.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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9/11

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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-How do you befriend Tom Hanks? -Kidnap his son

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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